Requiem in White

These are the last few times Jimmy clocks in to the bottle factory.
Only one thing could be more excruciating than watching Jimmy bottle it on the table and that is watching him not bottle his self destruction off it. There is a small chance he will bottle this too though. He is teh bottle master. How much will the CueBoy number plate go for?
From BBC Sport:
-He once agreed to speak to me (Frank Keogh BBC Sport) over the phone at an agreed time (it was the fourth time we’d arranged the chat).When I called, Jimmy said he was getting on a plane. Yet I later learned he was in Brixton.Others tell of the Whirlwind answering his mobile, and then changing his accent and pretending to be someone else.He was once set to finally sign a contract for a biography of his life, went to the toilet, and climbed out of the window and disappeared.Whether it is an air of mischief, a reluctance to commit, or just the need to be his own man, he has been a colourful character.Despite his eccentricities, he is an eloquent and polite interviewee once pinned down, saying more of substance in a minute than some do in an hour.He also has respect.On a night with the wayward former world champion Alex ‘Hurricane’ Higgins a couple of years ago, Higgins was asked to name his top three players of all-time.“Three – Ronnie. Two – Jimmy. One – The Hurricane,” said Higgins, without a trace of irony.-

Climbing out toilet windows is parkour for the enlightened.

Corset Reinforcement

http://www.seetickets.com/britishconcerts/event.asp?e%7Cartist=STEVEN+SEAGAL&resultsperpage=20&filler1=britcon&filler2=newevents&filler3=id1britishconcerts

he DID work forthe CIA though. That's why hetalks about it so much.Theybrainwash u andmake u do that. It's all a counterconspiracy.
Why do martial artists always become bloatedlobsterbeasts?
Why don't people ever think i do kung fu?
M I C E
money ideology compromise ego - these are why people join up.
more people are killed by mice than rats andmice don't even blow anaesthetic on you beforethey bite/gnaw u all night.
Keep the liddown on the bog at night.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,1955212,00.html
Winner interview with Guillermo Del Torro here
by the way, what does the widow in Scottish Widows actually do? How long is the waiting list for when she retires? I could easily wander around coastal areas wearing a gown or cloak type thing. Might start practising tonight.

yfc=youfahhhhckingcahhhnt

Last in a series of abbreviation explanations.

This episode was broadcast for one reason. This is to pay tribute to the deceased writer who has understandably now ended it all. The reasons for this action are numerous and blatantly obvious to any viewer who even fleetingly glanced at what preceded this. Anyone tempted to now emulate the writer of this episode is advised that we the broadcaster fully empathise with how you feel and that a significant contingent of our own have also just topped themselves due to shame and other reasons connected mainly with how reliant we have become on characters looking into the camera at the end of scenes for the purposes of dramatic irony.
We have failed you. Kill us before yourself.

Even if this appeared on the screen after an episode of Eastenders it wouldn't be enough.
Don't do it.